gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like 

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(Source: hanukkahlewinsky, via thisparadiseishell)

fat-amy:

me: mom, when’s the dinner ready?

mom: why, are you hungry?

HAHA NO MOM I NEED THAT FOR MY COLLEGE APPLICATION 

(Source: sighmitch, via thisparadiseishell)

riggamanigga:

lookatthissexything:

so my mom left me and my sister home alone for the month so

we

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turned

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our

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entire

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living room

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into

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a

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fort

Dope

(Source: thisshitisriddikulus)

prejaculate:

i can’t hang out tomorrow i’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry

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